We hate reading terms and conditions as well…
So, to make this easier for both of us, here are some of the key points;
- This website is a marketing guide only. We all trust marketeers, right?
- We will do everything that you can reasonably expect to make sure that our attendance at your event is fab.
- Once we know the what, where and whens of your event, we will agree to a fee, take a deposit and just get on with it. You pay us the outstanding fees a maximum of 5 days after the event date. We will make sure people laugh and smile at your event.
- You and your guests will look after the Tuk Tuk when it is at your event.
- Our Tuk Tuk will be fully insured to drive on public roads as well as £5m of limited liability insurance. It does not cover the loss/damage to passenger’s property.
- We supply an attendant for the whole period and they will arrive with the Tuk Tuk at least 1 hour before the agreed time.
- There is some signage in the Tuk Tuk that contains some sensible and simple safety instructions which need to be followed.
- We may refuse to allow leery / drunk / etc people on the Tuk Tuk and may need your support.
- You can ask us to do whatever you want (within reason) at the event for an extra charge.
- You can cancel at any time. But it may cost you.
- If you have a complaint, let’s work it out.
Finally, and because they are completely humourless, our lawyers told us to say that you MUST still read and accept all the terms detailed below.
It’s to protect their back sides.

To whoever personage this may concern.
As Tara’s legal representative, we must notify you that we are very worried that she and her her whole family (certainly her dad) may actually be bonkers. We therefore request that you read the terms below very very very very carefully.
If you want to bicker about them, we would ask you to contact us as we very good bickerers. You can contact us on info@bickersandbickers.ng or tara@weddingtuktuk.com
Thanking you.
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Famous solicitor to Wedding Tuk Tuk in the Great Britain
By the way, I Dr. Bakare Tunde, am the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
If you would like to contact me about this then please call me on +234 762437. I am in Kebbi State rooms.
General Terms and Conditions
It’s really important that you read the key points above and don’t skip them in your eagerness to get Tara to your wedding.
As part of Tara’s Wedding Car Experience, you will probably also asking her to be an entertainer and a photo booth. If you are, you really should read the terms applicable to the entertainer and photo booth as well as the wedding car additional terms for the service we are going to provide you as listed on your agreed Service Agreement.
The following section will detail the General Terms and Conditions for the provision of our service and more detail around, OUR responsibilities, YOUR responsibilities and our JOINT responsibilities. We will also cover the impact of you changing your mind on agreed details, cancellation fees, the website, ownership and what to do if things go wrong.
We are going to have to ask you to sign up to some things that you will be responsible for. Please take these points seriously. Of course you can do this. Duh. Cancelling hurts. We know. We also know that stuff happens, so let’s keep it simple. Just email prem@weddingtuktuk.com or call 07770 833 999 and tell us. We will sort it all out for you but there may be related loss of deposit or fees as listed below. They won’t but in case they do let’s work together to sort the problem out. If the fault is critical (stops us delivering the agreed service) then here is some guidance; You agree that we will not be held liable for any other costs or losses ( incidental or otherwise) incurred by you other than those directly related to the service agreement and compensated for, in full, by the return of the fees as stated in the paragraphs above.Our responsibilities when we provide the service:
Our joint responsibilities when we provide the service:
Your responsibilities when we provide the service:
Changing your mind:
Cancellation Fees:
Ownership:
If things go wrong:
Our Website:
Wedding Car Experience – Additional Terms and Conditions
The following section will detail the Additional Terms that are specific to the provision of the Wedding Car Experience and more detail around the SAFETY of the passengers and guests, OUR responsibilities and YOUR responsibilities.
Please note that;
- if you are taking the WEDDING CAR EXPERIENCE PLATINUM service, you should also read the additional Terms and Conditions for ‘Entertainer‘.
- if you are taking the WEDDING CAR EXPERIENCE UNICORN service, you should also read the additional Terms and Conditions for ‘Entertainer‘ and ‘Photo booth’.
Smoke bombs are fun. But they are pyrotechnics and so must be treated with respect. They contain combustible material, get very very hot and must be used with caution. It is very important that you read and understand all the instructions contained below before you attempt to use ANY of these products. Pyrotechnics are NOT toys and serious injury can occur. These should be treated with care, even when you believe they are deactivated. We include the following safety instructions to ensure safe use and ask that if you are unsure IN ANY WAY, please call us to seek further advice or clarification. The following safety notes are terribly important for you to understand and read. WE DO NOT HAVE ANY INSURANCE TO COVER THE INJURY OR DEATH OF AN INDIVIDUAL WHO USES A SMOKE BOMB/FLARE SUPPLIED BY US AND CANNOT ACCEPT ANY LIABILITY FOR ANY SUCH CAUSED BY THE USE OR MISUSE OF THE PYROTECHNIC DEVICE THAT HAS BEEN USED BY YOURSELF OR YOUR GUESTS AGAINST OUR INSTRUCTIONS.. If you are unhappy with the above safety issues, please DO NOT ASK US TO PROVIDE PYROTECHNIC DEVICES. In a nutshell:
Safety Regulations:
Smoke Bombs and Flares – Safety Regulations:
Our responsibilities when we provide the service:
Your responsibilities when we provide the service:
Entertainer – Additional Terms and Conditions
The following section will detail the Additional Terms that are specific to the provision of the Wedding Car Entertainer Experience and more detail around the SAFETY of the passengers and guests, OUR responsibilities and YOUR responsibilities.
Please note that;
- if you are taking the WEDDING CAR EXPERIENCE PLATINUM service, you should also read the Additional Terms and Conditions for ‘Wedding Car Experience‘.
- if you are taking the WEDDING CAR EXPERIENCE UNICORN service, you should also read the additional Terms and Conditions for ‘Wedding Car Experience‘ and ‘Photo booth’.
In a nutshell:
Safety Regulations:
Our responsibilities when we provide the service:
Your responsibilities when we provide the service:
Photo booth – Additional Terms and Conditions
The following section will detail the Additional Terms that are specific to the provision of the Wedding Car Photo Booth Experience and more detail around the SAFETY of the guests, OUR responsibilities and YOUR responsibilities.
Please note that;
- if you are taking the WEDDING CAR EXPERIENCE UNICORN service, you should also read the additional Terms and Conditions for ‘Entertainer‘
In a nutshell:
Safety Regulations:
Our responsibilities when we provide the service:
Your responsibilities when we provide the service: